What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
16.06.2025 00:57
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
True - how I loved my mum!
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
If you could go back and rewrite the Legend of Korra, what would you change, and why?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
What do you mean son?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Do you consider yourself pretty?
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
What! how could you do that?
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Do you know what she said mum?
Why can’t the British eat or drink anything unless they place a table cloth on the table first?
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”